Cinderella – Adult Panto

9th March 2024

Starring The Adult Pantomime favourites, the #cracking Liam Mellor as Buttons, the filthy and fabulous Jimmy Burton-Iles and the devilishly wicked Robert Squire as the two Ugly S!*@S.

Be prepared to laugh your adult socks off with this hilarious take on Cinderella.  With a fun and filthy laugh a minute script.  Anthems which will have you dancing in the isles and lots of audience participation – whether you want it or not. Get ready for a night at the theatre you will never forget… Oh no you won’t!

Don’t let time run out on you and GET YOUR TICKETS NOW!!!

Brighter Days

21st-23rd March 2024

Bradford Scouts Presents “Brighter Days”

Goldilocks and The Amazing Three Bears

7th April 2024

Roll up, Roll up one and all for the Bradford Playhouse Easter pantomime as Ringo the ring boy brings Circus Wonderland to the village of Swallowdale. join Goldilocks as she travels through the forest to the bears cottage and finds the porridge that is not too sweet or too salty, sits in a chair that’s not too hard or too soft, and sleeps in a bed that is just right. but watch out for the evil Countess Vippenall who kidnap’s Baby bear and tricks them into performing in her rival circus leaving goldilocks without her best friend. Will Goldie and her friends Ringo, Mummy and Daddy bear be able to save baby bear in time There’s only one way to find out.
So come and join in the fun with an all star cast to be announced as we tell the magical tale of Goldilocks and the Three Bears, packed with songs, dance and lots of comedy. This is a show for all the family you won’t want to miss!
Starring Coronation Street Star Steven Arnold with an all star cast to be announced.

Crime Brûlée

17th April 2024 – 20th April 2024

The thirteenth annual Canyon County Correctional Facility Cookery Contest is underway with a full host of cut-throat contestants who are sticking to their convictions. Unsurprisingly, backstabbing ensues.
Shipley Local Theatrics present their second interactive murder mystery by Lauren K. Nixon, watch the competition, keep your eyes peeled, interrogate the witnesses and make your choice. Will you solve the crime before the big reveal?

Priscilla Queen Of The Disaster

25th April 2024

A real story from a real mother! It’s a true story and you won’t believe it!
Priscilla Queen of the Disaster is brutally honest about being a mum.
Motherhood isn’t just paying a photographer to take a perfect photo of your bundle of joy curled up in a basket.
With tears streaming down your face, laugh along with the sometimes savage! – experiences that can be motherhood and face up to letting go of what we all thought it
“An emotional rollercoaster, but what a story! A MUST see!”
Audience member – Harlow Playhouse Theatre performance
“Wonderful Storyteller, we were heartbroken– we did not expect that!”
Audience member – Hertford Theatre performance

The Land Of Lost Content

26th April 2024

Land of Lost Content is an empowering story about friendship, adolescence, and life not going to plan.
Henry and Jake grew up with their mates in a quiet country town called Dulowl. A town where they forged friendships in bad habits and damp raves as they stumbled through adolescence looking for something to do. Then Henry moved away.
Now he’s back but there’s no enjoying a welcome-home-pint without facing up to the memories he left behind.
***** The Upcoming
**** The Stage
**** Theatre Weekly
**** “Reviews Hub
Winner or Theatre Weekly’s Best Ensemble Cast of Fringe 2022
Listed in The Stage’s top 10 theatre shows of Fringe 2022
Listed in the Guardian Readers’ Top Shows of the year
Warnings: reference to domestic and  sexual abuse, suicide, drug/ alcohol misuse.

The Good Women

27th April 2024

It’s the 1960s, the world is changing. Protesters take the streets, hippies celebrate free love, and a young band called “The Beatles” is rising to fame. Not in conservative Switzerland, where women did not even get the vote until the 1971.
Bette, star of a regional TV cooking show, and Trudy, a housewife, are about to change that.
“The Good Women” is a funny, bold and romantic new play inspired by a true story – coming from London’s Off-West-End to Bradford for one night only!
“A fringe play which thinks big” – Salteron Arts Review
” The poignant two-hander depicts burgeoning love against a backdrop of political struggle. The romcom plot balances witty humour, social injustice & emancipation.” – Fringe Biscuit

Glengarry Glen Ross

13th-16th March 2024

“First prize is a Cadillac Eldorado.
Second prize is a set of steak knives.
Third prize is you’re fired.”

Join The Bradford Players as they revive this 1984 Pulitzer Prize winning play. Set in America in the late last century in a time before mobile phones and computers.
Meet the men of Mitch & Murray Real Estate. Roma – the sales golden boy who can monologue anyone into buying. Levene – who has seen better days and is desperate for the good leads… the Glengarry leads.
What will they do to get the sales?
Lie… Cheat… Steal?
A fascinating portrayal of toxic masculinity, this play shows men at their worst.
…and remember. Coffee is for closers. So always. Be closing.

Sex Cells

8th May 2024 – 11th May 2024

Step into the bustling world of Aphrodite, a sex toy manufacturer, where the phones never stop ringing and the orders for Teasey Maids and Titivators keep coming in. Amidst the cheerful banter and customer service, four women navigate the complexities of life, love, and longing.

Sylvie, determined to start a family, finds herself at odds with her marriage and coworkers. Janice, juggling five children, struggles to find time for herself and her husband. Tiffany, young and single, searches for “the one” while guarding her independence. Meanwhile, Lily, the star employee, conceals her pain behind witty remarks as she grapples with a loveless marriage and estrangement from her son.

Enter Mr. Causeway, the gentle manager with a secret crush, attempting to ease the tension among his staff. “Sex Cells” is a poignant exploration of motherhood, friendship, love, and loss, blending humor with heartfelt moments in a captivating tale of the human experience.

Princess Live!

 31st May 2024

“Princess Live is the ultimate princess pop party, featuring your favourite fairy tale royalty in this all singing all dancing hour long concert show.
The Princesses are tired of their royal duties. So, they decided to come together and make the ultimate pop girl group. Cinderella’s fairy godmother has given her a magic wand so she can give the other princesses a new look and style. With pop and musical theatre songs that will get the whole family singing and dancing along. Imagine your favourite princesses but as you’ve never seen them before. The ticket also includes a meet and greet after the show with all of the characters.
Spread love and party along because this is Princess Live!”

Rock of Ages

12th -15th June 2024

The Bradford Players present Rock of Ages 
In 1987, the legendary Bourbon Room in West Hollywood embodies the gritty heart of the Sunset Strip. Led by laid-back impresario Dennis Dupree and his cheeky assistant Lonny, the once-thriving music venue faces demolition threats from scheming developers. When aspiring actress Sherrie crosses paths with dreamer busboy Drew, a romance unfolds amidst the chaos. To save the Bourbon Room, Dennis enlists rock icon Stacee Jaxx for a farewell show, but Stacee’s colossal ego wreaks havoc. Amid anti-demolition protests, Sherrie seeks refuge in a strip club, and Drew falls into the clutches of a boy band. Can Lonny, the “dramatic conjurer,” rescue the iconic venue and its entangled relationships? “Rock of Ages” is a vibrant homage to classic rock, featuring ’80s hits like “We Built this City,” “I Wanna Rock,” and “Don’t Stop Believin’.”

Confessions of a Teletubby

19th June 2024

Arguments and poo! Sex and swearing! Blood, sweat, tears and giant rabbits! Life on the set of Teletubbies might not have been quite as you imagined…
Fresh from sell-out shows at Edinburgh Fringe, Confessions of a Teletubby lifts the lid on what went on behind the scenes of one of the most globally successful TV shows ever.
Nikky Smedley played LaaLaa (the yellow one) in the original series of Teletubbies for six years – that’s a lot of custard for a grown woman to get excited about. Come and hear how she got the job by dressing as a bistro table; what it was really like inside one of those (surprisingly large) Tubby suits; how the NooNoo really worked and why children loved the show so much.
16+ only 

Back in Time

28th July 2024

Harpers School of Singing and Drama presents Back In Time.

Jack and the Beanstalk

14th December 2024 – 1st January 2025

Get ready for a pantomime extravaganza like no other as Northern Duck Productions joins forces with Bradford Playhouse to present “Jack and the Beanstalk”! Embark on a magical journey filled with laughter, music, and adventure, as our talented cast brings this timeless tale to life on stage. Join Jack, Jill, Dame Trot, and a host of colorful characters as they face off against the villainous Fleshcreep and the towering Giant in a quest to save their village. With dazzling costumes, toe-tapping songs, and plenty of audience participation, this pantomime promises fun for the whole family. Don’t miss your chance to experience the magic of “Jack and the Beanstalk” 
– book your tickets now for an unforgettable theatrical experience! ​